what in the god damn?

having pussy is gender neutral. having cock is gender neutral. having tits is gender neutral. using 3 in one body wash, shampoo and conditioner is for men though

obsessed with whatever distracts me from the horrors of being alive

The doctor weighed my soul and said it was the smallest he’d ever seen. I have to drink two liters of communion wine a day until it gets better

i dont need therapy i need more tattoos & piercings & to have gay sex

Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived.

No more 15 second loops CUT IT OUT. I need the full song. AT LEAST a minute and a half. I need the Sony Vegas Adobe After Effects filters and editing. I need voiced lines spliced into the video for impact. This is an ART FORM. COMMIT.

watching twitter implode in realtime is definitely funny but also anyone else utterly disgusted at the fact that one billionaires temper tantrum cost thousands of people their jobs, countless more across its userbase and is destroying what is one of the biggest websites on the internet? one guy. literally one single fucking guy who couldn't just admit to a fuck up and is taking the whole thing down with him because of his big mouth. its one guy and he has enough money to just tear down the website. one guy.

god damn... i fucking hate dinosaurs *pulls out my box of firecrackers thinking its a box of cigarettes and lights one killing me instantly*

i made this post while waiting for my professor and she arrived before i finished so i just scrambled to get to thr end of this post and it fucking sucks but i dont use drafts ever so i hit send