Maria Robotnik's Even Meaner Bean Machine

BASED ON THIS GENIUS POST by @snow-white-shadow

A huge supermarket in a certain suburb 🛒

Eggman, unusually, had come out shopping on his own, accompanied by Sage. The two were enjoying their shopping, filling their cart with what they wanted, but… "Abnormally high calorie reaction. Cannot be approved." ❌ "What?!" 💦

Local terrorist Sonic the Hedgehog is the reason why Eggman is a villain at all. He used to be kind and benevolent scientist Ivo Robotnik who investigated the chaos emeralds to find a cure for cancer. Of course, Sonic couldn't bare the thought of someone else getting attention but him, so he spent years sabotaging him and turning everyone against him with a lie of Ivo being evil until he lost his mind and turned into an actual villain.

It's all that blue rat's fault.

All the hedgehogs are in one polycule. This also includes all hedgehog-adjacent characters like Surge, Metal Sonic, and Mephiles.

Metal Sonic declined to comment but when asked Mephiles and Surge were quoted as saying “we did NOT agree to this, help” before being dragged away on “date night.”

Did you know...?

All the hedgehogs are in one polycule. This also includes all hedgehog-adjacent characters like Surge, Metal Sonic, and Mephiles.

Metal Sonic declined to comment but when asked Mephiles and Surge were quoted as saying “we did NOT agree to this, help” before being dragged away on “date night.”

Who will Stone choose??

Shadow doesn't approve of any of them!