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This, rightfully so, pisses him off. He storms back into the woods, and comes across the Leafy detector from forever ago. And he’s hit with a memory. One of Flower, telling him to make them respect him, no matter the cost.

Coiny proceeds to go. A little bit insane. He reprograms the remote, somehow manages to hook up the hotel Two JUST made to be full of traps — crushers from the ceiling, arrows dispensers in the walls, etc — and scares them all inside, all while locking Four, X, and Two in the torture nexus (a room full of bright flashing lights and loud noises and the occasional electric shock.)

Once all the contestants are inside, he puts the Hotel on lockdown, essentially turning into a giant jail cell. The elevator is blocked off. The stairs are blocked off. There is no escape. Coiny holsters himself on the roof, where he has a monitor to watch everyone through security cameras and a mic to speak to them over an intercom system.

I think… Maybe a week into being trapped, Coiny separates the original BFDI-BFDIA contestants from the new BFB contestants. And everything goes from there.

The rule is: If someone on the BFDI-BFDIA contestant side says something he doesn’t like, he will kill someone dear to them on the other side. If something one of the new BFB contestants says pisses him off, he’ll kill them. And afterwards, he’ll give a piece of that person to the person who is most attached to them. Does that make sense.

So like. Pen says something Coiny doesn’t like, he’ll kill Tree. The original contestants are safe… at least until towards the end, where only two of them will be injured.

I haven’t decided how long this is gonna go on for, but rest assured I’m not gonna kill Fucking Everybody. Just those I have ideas for. I’m not that evil.

Oh and at some point he fucking kills Profily to make an example out of them. I'm thinking this happens right after he takes the first life down below.

Over the course of This Shit, Coiny goes deeper and deeper into Losing His Mind. At first, this is a revenge plot. To show Pin- to show them that he's still there, that he knows them, to make them regret not looking for him. But slowly, as he loses more sleep, as he spirals further and further... It's no longer revenge. It becomes a game.

There are 3 endings to this, one canonical, 2 I came up with because I can't stop listening to music ever.

The original, canon ending of the AU, Coiny ends up realizing he's doing this for no good reason and frees everyone, allowing them to recover their lost friends. Pin convinces him to stay, saying she doesn't want to lose him again, so he does. But he. Hides in a room. HASHTAG SELF ISOLATION. This is where Fanny and Pen come in and beat the shit out of him. Fanny is the only one out of the two who actually fucking kills him, Pen realizes what he did and has a breakdown and Coiny's like "no its ok I deserved that."

Coiny doesn't fight back btw.

In the second ending, Coiny is not convinced and ends up leaving everyone behind. Pin is heartbroken, he is too but he thinks he's doing the right thing. He finds his way back to regular object society and tries to be Normal.

And in the third ending, Coiny. um coiny fucking dies. yeah he blows up the whole thing and tells Pin not to recover him. thumbs up emoji