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Ken: Uh, where do I sit? Warfstache: MY FACE! Abe: Wilford! Warfstache: ITCHES! My face itches!
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Ken: Uh, where do I sit? Warfstache: MY FACE! Abe: Wilford! Warfstache: ITCHES! My face itches!
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Ragatha: So where do I sit?
Jax: My face.
Caine: JAX!
Jax: Itches. My face itches.
Kinger: OK, Caine, we’re gonna teach you math now! So what Queenie will do is hold up a flashcard with an equation on it, and you try to guess the answer!
Queenie: OK, Caine! What’s 2+2?
Caine: BABY 2!!!
Ergi upon finding out that he was replaced by Albani
Ergi: Wait, who the fuck is that!?
Heinrey: You don't want to know who that is.
Ergi: Oh, I want to know who that is, Heinrey! Show me!
Heinrey: *Sigh* ... Albani.
Ergi: Albani!? Who the fuck is Albani!? I never heard of Albani! Have YOU heard of Albani!?
Heinrey: No.
Ergi: NOBODY'S HEARD OF ALBANI! Was there such a demand that they put Albani in the fucking show!? That's a conversation no one's ever had! *In a mocking tone of voice* "Hey bro, who's your favorite remarried empress character?" "Oh, you know it's Albani!" "Oh, mine too! EVERYONE loves Albani! Wanna make out?" "Sure!" *Mimicking kissing sounds* "I sure wish you were Albani! Because apparently, SHE'S A FAN FUCKING FAVORITE!"
Heinrey: Well Ergi, just calm down-"
Ergi: Don't tell me to calm down, Heinrey! You're in the K-Drama, I'm not, because I got beat out by fucking Albani! She should be the next face of historical novels! I will be the Albani in this life, Not your typical Albani story, THE REMARRIED ALBANI!"
Chloe: (sees caution tape and runs through it) I win! Wait— this was a race, right?
Max: No, Chloe— that was caution tape...
Chloe: Hmm... perhaps I should’ve been more— cautious.
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(In an AU, where Talya moves to Uranium City and enrolls St. Cassian)
Tayla: Uh, where do I sit?
Misha: (down bad) MY FACE!
Ocean: (angrily) MISHA!
Misha: (relenting) Itches! My face itches!
Ocean: (narrowing her eyes) Okay, good!
(Something for my Misha and SML moot, @applesauce1739!)
Carolina: Where do I sit?
York: My face!
North: YORK!
York: -Itches! My face itches!
stupid TADC incorrect quote (featuring my OC)
Ribbit: Sooo…Where do I sit?
Kitty: My face
Ragatha: KITTY!!
Kitty: ITCHES! My face itches!
Ragatha: Okay…..