Dysprosium

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

I want this BLAZED across tumblr like a banner at the top of the screen, permanently

This is my favorite post

if an app pauses my music under any circumstances I should be sent a written apology from the developers

all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

you catch me in my room watching something kinky, but instead of masturbating I'm just watching intently and taking notes like it's a college lecture

You see me write down the word "sex" followed by a question mark and underlining it twice

submissive and beheadable

*kneels down at the chopping block and looks up at you so sweetly*

guys stop making funny posts I'm scrumbling at work and if I smile at my phone they will shoot me immediately