Quoth, the Raven, "You're a whore."

this will never not be funny

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her 

This will never not be funny

Posts like this are an example of why no hollywood movie will ever be as funny as millenials and gen z messing around on the internet

Eating pussy is an art

ART

OCULUS SHITPOST. EXCELLENT.

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

idk if it’s more wild that this was actually made in 1990 or that 1990 was 27 years ago

What I thought it was just faux old This video is my soulmate

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned