Twinless

i have heard stories about you. i wish evil upon everyone, so you aren't special because of it. i'm sure you're a good guy, dylan. i'm going to hope that you've matured over the years. you're a fan, huh?

and here i was thinking i was special. logan can vouch for me but he's my best friend and could be bias. i think we have all grown up some over the last few years. yes, you're amazing.

you do, i'm glad that ahsn't changed over the years! same old dylan that i've heard stories about for years now. you never had? well now i'm going to be hoping that you don't get your whole order next time you order!

you heard stories about me? uh oh, that can't be good. you're wishing evil upon me and never met me. come on, jenna. let's play fair here. i'm a great guy and a big fan of yours.

Totally normal. Well, at least for you and me. Anyone else would probably say it's absolutely not normal, but for us? It's just business as usual. I hope this connection, effect, or whatever it is never goes away, so you'll always know when I'm about to return to the real world and when I'm ready to socialize a little. Although, to be fair, you should know that I'll always want to socialize with you. I'm free whenever you need me. We can do something together, and I'll do my best to persuade you to drop a few names from that wonderful cast you're about to work with. Just keep one thing in mind: you're not allowed to love any other co-star more than you love me. So, are you in town then? And what would you like us to do together this time?

i do like the way you think as well as other things about you. i don't think it's ever going away. it's nice having that little tingling feeling when you're around. could be my spidey senses since i'm a big spiderman fan. oh this could be interesting just to see how you can to persuade me to name drop. i can't believe you think that could even be possible. you hold that spot forever. i'm in new york, where are you? you came to me last time and i planned things so ladies choice this time.

So I have a daughter with my ex-wife, Terri. For those of you who know restling Terri was Goldust's manager Marlena. Anyways my daughter the one we share posted photos of her mother and tell me...tell me the fuck why people keep tagging me in photos of my ex? Has that ever happened to anyone else? Like fans or whoever will tag you in comments and be like LOOK. @limelightblvdstarters

i get it, dude. i still get tagged in pictures of one of my exes and asked about her. i play it off in interviews and keep it moving. i don't want any drama and i'm not letting them pull me in it. didn't you get remarried? they should think before they tag.

You'll have some lovely ladies looking for you. Not sure if any would come looking for me. Well, maybe one. our friends and family would. Louie and Tony would lead the search for us and probably find us in a second. It would be nice! Been a minute since we had a guys vacation, not counting napa since we hardly saw each other.

i'm sure one or two would, i mean you do favor me. ha, you know i'm messing with you. i'm sure some would look for you regardless of us being twins . one? anyone i know? we can always plan one where we're not lost. best to do it before we end up somewhere filming so let me know if you want to.

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you know i love a good chuckle especially at someone else's expense. i'm lucky because i never had that happen to me. they send me notifications for substitutions but never just give me different stuff then i ordered. maybe you're special.

not even just how to survive, but hopefully you can figure out how to get off of the said island. you do have the best stories, but we'll be good for a few days together.

i'm sure i could come up with something but you forgot one thing thing in our favor. if we go missing, some lovely ladies are going to come looking for us as well as our friends and family. we would be missed and they would want us back home. it would be nice to get a mini vacation with you till they came and rescued us though.

Actually, I don't really know? If something came along? I'm not actively looking for projects. Like, if I got offered a role in a fighting movie? Sure, totally no issue, but if it were a rom-com? No way in hell.

i think you could be a badass action star especially with your fighting background. rom-coms can be fun but it's all in what you like what what you feel fits you.