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When she tie her hair up and give you that Gags Gikkelsen

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don't reblog if you hate bunny girls

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

You OK?

(snicker)

Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.