Drake Mallard and Launchpad are husbands fuck off

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

what

I haven’t seen this at all.

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate no one pulled the damn thing in Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

this has gone on long enough that some people on this site are unaware of the original trainwreck that they cant grasp a disturbing team re-creation

Every time I see the original or this one I ALWAYS lose it at “chocolate is not the same as chocolate” like I know it’s coming but reading it is always fuckin hilarious

once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day

that was scrooge mcduck

i love ma beagle SO much like all the other villains seem like such huge threats like glomgold is rich and FOWL is a huge network and Lunaris was literally a dictator from space but ma beagle is just like. hm. i live in a junkyard and i will wear this fucking hat with a flower. and then she’s the most legitimate, persistent, and dangerous threat 

wow still cant believe gladstone took a massive shit on the casino floor right next to donald. when i first watched that ep i was like uhh wtf dude not on the fuvking carpet my sisters are watching?? but then i later realized that its part of nature and that its natural for ducks to do that and find this scene very beautiful . still has me emotional to this day. thank u dt crew

Fucking stegosaurus looking motherfucking bitch ass shitting on my fucking floor fucking fuck he pissed on and then fucked my wife that son of a fucking bitch

i am just taking pictures of a lucky middle aged man i did not ask for this

Gladstone Gander shot my dog

this is NOt appreciation!!!!

Gladstone Gander ate my homework!

@christiandevil7

Donald is only angry because others are unkind

for flintheart glomgolds final scheme he marries scrooge, unifying their assets and making them BOTH the richest ducks in the world. 

Sounds too reasonable, can we at least get some sharks involved somewhere somehow?

Yeah he’s not smart enough for a plan like that

“can we get some sharks involved” WHO did you think was going to be the ring bearer.