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honestly it does completely change how you approach fandom discourse to approach everything with a playing with toys mindset. your dolly pisses its pants? ok cool, mine comes with a knife and a hole to stab it thru with fake blood gushing out, this is fun. oh you're saying my friend can't play on the playground anymore bc of their skin color? stands up to my full 33 yo adult height. get off the swings you're fucking banned. anyway. my friend come here and join me and dragonfan69 with our fantasy au. we're trying to decide what our dolls would name their horses.

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

Do we think in the furry community of the pokemon world making your fursona(well, pokesona) like. Palkia or Dialga or something is considered blasphemous and there are crazy reddit threads and twitter doxxings over it