heating pad my beloved

“women are so mean to men now” they were putting arsenic in their coffee back in the day

clit is short for classical literature

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

having art as your job or school focus is so embarrasing you'll be crashing out like fuuckkk... fuuckk ive got all these images due... my shapes and colors deadline is coming up.... fuckkk....

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

no no no no no no NO WHY ARE YOU LETTING IT LINGER

when u look at 2017 and think “oh that’s only like 3 years ago” and it’s actually 12,000 years ago and everything is gone and everyone you know has been reduced to ash and the world is completely different

interview with the vampire (1994) takes a crazy gay script and uses it for an experiment in how absolutely flat dead zero nothing chemistry their actors can have. whole main cast acting like it’s a table reading over zoom. louis and armand are straight up breathing from each other’s lungs and even my highly trained fujoshi spirit felt nothing

they have claudia saying things like “louis, you and armand are sexually attracted to each other” and the interaction she’s referring is the two of them standing on opposite ends of a room talking completely deadpan like 🧍🏼‍♂️🧍🏼‍♂️

however it would be unfair not to acknowledge that the whole time this is going on tom cruise is acting his entire self out like lestat is real and tom cruise wants to fuck him

In 21st century America, there was a pervasive superstition that rats could force people to do their bidding simply by grabbing ahold of their hair. It was often common courtesy to remove your hat, either as a greeting or when entering another's homes, to show them that you are not being possessed by a rat, and can be trusted to behave.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

I just thought 'oh man at least labubus didn't overlap with nfts' and the wave of relief that washed over me was so potent I felt dizzy

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

i, a gentleman of good standing, punctually arrived at what i mistakenly believed was a horse auction, as i have been on the hunt for a steed, only to discover a conspiracy of pony fetishists mongering human flesh. they mistook my finery for the pomp of a prized dressage horse and urged me onto the block. imagine my chagrin! “nay! nay!” i protested, and well, you may guess how that went over