Missed you! Love you!

she glooping until i do what she yoinky

necromancer princess who keeps the same knight around hundreds of years

when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

Finally: ethical drunk driving

remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

im sorry sir

Put Me Back Of Sleep

Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

what the hell even is a webp image. i dont care fuck why cant you play nice and just be a png. asshole image

the human body is so evil for inventing headaches it will throw one at you for anything. ate too little? headache. drank too little? headache. ate not the right things? headache. didnt wear your glasses? headache. took off your glasses for two fucking seconds? headache. bright light? headache. about to get your period? headache. about to get sick? headache. headphones too heavy? headache. ponytail too tight? headache. posture bad? headache. didnt sleep well? headache. slept too much? headache. didnt take your medication? headache. took your medication? headache. took an ibuprofen earlier? headache. didnt take an ibuprofen earlier? headache. RELEASE ME

Most people don't like ants because... You guessed it. Misogyny

Small clams court. Sand dollar lawsuit. Who gives a fuck