you’re so many things

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

this whole post got me in tears

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

No it’s fine

another great post sent directly from god

gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

when i say "I've outdone myself" i mean it as a threat

"rejecting cookies may make some functions of this site not work properly" reject reject reject fuck you and your whole fucking family

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

hi. will it ever end

Why are we disecting humor I'm not smart enough for this

have you tried looking it up