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…and i think that’s really beautiful.

#i m still crying #a league of their own

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jibril2-deactivated20150509

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

hellabitcoins-deactivated201704

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

ilovesmoothjazz1998

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

hellabitcoins-deactivated201704

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

chocolatefitspo

this whole post got me in tears

#govermence scienticians #txt

primordial-fungus-monolith

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

primordial-fungus-monolith

“she blew up a planet” okay and? your homophobia is showing

smindersonfan

Lesbians can’t blow up the planet, that’s evil. No MATTER their sexual orientation.

primordial-fungus-monolith

No it’s fine

mtndewpitchblack

another great post sent directly from god

#for real #txt

noodlegirl-googlyeyes

gonna be honest. no number of iced beverages can save me at this point

#too real #txt

legallybrunette1997

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

#oOOOOOOOOF #txt

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

when i say "I've outdone myself" i mean it as a threat

#FOR REAL #txt

nutaella-kookie-deactivated2023

"rejecting cookies may make some functions of this site not work properly" reject reject reject fuck you and your whole fucking family

good. I want it to

“I may think of you softly from time to time. But I’ll cut off my hand before I ever reach for you again.”

— Arthur Miller, The Crucible (via wordsnquotes)

#wow shut up #quote #txt

rottingfacade

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

#good #txt

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teaboot

Just passed a group of teenage girls walking downtown.... wearing cargo pants and platform crocs.... nature really is healing......

teaboot

Cannot stress enough that this is NOT a condemnation, this is genuine delight that young girls in my town have stopped dressing up like Kardashians and are finally just goofing around on summer break in comfortable shoes and funky graphic shirts.

15 year olds should not be worries about having a thigh gap, they should be trying on SpongeBob bucket hats at the pier and drinking twice their weight in corn syrup like hummingbirds

#yeah #txt

gaysie

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

#too real #DELETE THIS #txt

sybbalb-deactivated20221228

hi. will it ever end

#txt

athelind

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

tabboty

Why are we disecting humor I'm not smart enough for this

str8aura-no-not-that-one

have you tried looking it up

#txt

asterkid-deactivated20150106

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

#scream

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christenspressfc

“I sure do like you.”

#she..... really does.......#the l word generation q

ivyist

i can’t stop thinking about dani nunez who, after her mother died, slept over at her friends’ house just so she can eat breakfast with their parents - probably because her own father was busy working. this bitch who can afford to buy a mansion probably but chose to live in a small apartment with 3 other people - because she probably can’t stand to be alone. dani who told her father that she never wanted anything she just wants to be with her father. dani who got cheated on by her fiance with one of her closest friends only to find out about it at her own goddamn wedding, and she still was amicable to her. SHE HAS BEEN SEEKING WARMTH HER ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE PLEASE I GET SO SAD WHEN I THINK ABOUT HER

#can i order uh a therapist #dani nunez #the l word generation q #txt

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