hot cheetos.

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

What the fuck am I looking at here?

How is this so visually unintelligible?

dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane

The one time the answer to “am I having a fucking stroke” was “yeah kinda”

Trust.

that old jodie foster interview when she’s 17 and they ask her what kind of guy she’d be into and she jus raises her eyebrows, looks at the camera, and goes “….. hah” is the absolute best embodiment of the Gay Experience when ur not out

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

College sophomores with high school seniors

High school sophomores with highschool freshman