can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes

i could really use a wish right now

the lonely stoner seems to free HER mind at night

GIRL BOSSSS

VIBE CHECK! *yearns deeply for you from an unfortunate distance*

No top?

Nah whoever wears that is definitely a bottom

you can turn it off but only once

Pics that make you go hmm ha hm hm hm ha hmm hm ha hm hm hm ha

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

You can’t say “nya” ironically. You may intend to say it ironically, but once the word actually passes your lips it retroactively becomes sincere. There’s no going back.