Side-Boobs Make the world go round

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again

You have never seen a High School movie in which students use the lockers on the bottom.

If you’ve ever been rude to a food service/retail worker, chances you’ve been the “crazy person” they talk about when they go home are pretty high.

With the amount of plastic inside Kim Kardashian, she will be around for 20,000 years.

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.

A real ride or die.

She went for his life. She went for his God damn family Seven Generations down. She went hard.

I did not mean for this to go this far….

CRYING

Walt Disney Pictures presents: Baked

OMG