Dr. Dynamo

Pokemon Heritage Post

i would have suuuch a bad time if i lived in adventure time i would eat a hot dog and it would turn out to be a princess or whatever and i’d plead diplomatic immunity but the cop is a banana who has only ever been taught capital punishment by his war crime lesbian overlord and then i would get publicly guillotined in the candy kingdom and the last thing i ever heard before my head fell off would be a teen boy going “oh my björk that was hella wooble shambalooby!”

“I would be a cool adventurer and defeat dungeons with Finn” “I would be a powerful water princess and go out with other princesses” No you wouldn’t you would be berry person extra #35 and you would be on screen for 6 seconds before getting eaten by a giant bird for a background gag.

Guys do you remember when the slogan for the Nintendo ds was “touching is good”

No I do not and I refuse to believe it’s real.

That’s worse than I could imagine

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 

If you were looking for a sign that your “fresh start” will actually be a fresh start this time, this is it. Your fresh start begins now. You’ve healed, you’ve grown. It is finally time.

I hope 2018 is gentle and kind to you. I hope you get to rest from the pain and suffering of breaking through your shell and begin to experience the bliss and joy of blossoming. I hope you are kind to others, and I hope you also remember to be kind to yourself. I hope you are able to heal from everything you’ve been through the past few years. I hope you are able to let go of all the pain you’ve been carrying in your bones and in your heart. I hope this is the year that makes you so grateful you’ve kept going through the nights you thought you couldn’t make it. I hope this is the year that will make you say it was all worth it, all of the pain you’ve felt and dark times you’ve been through. I hope this is the year you rediscover your light.

when you hug someone and it feels like coming home