tired 25/8

why does sequential art require you to make multiple images? does anybody understand this?

really happy for all my project hail mary mutuals but every time i see 'eridian' the sleeper agent homestuck part of my brain fires off false signals like a motherfucker.

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

Finding and befriending 28 people who naturally laugh at exact pitches for every note in a two octave stretch, stalking them for weeks to find out specific things that amuse them, then arranging a meeting for each one of them individually - that I secretly record - during which I tell a roughly 90-second long story, punctuated with almost undetectable but irresistible gestures, words, or eye movements that I’ve chosen to amuse each of them, that, when combined with the other recordings I’ve collected, result in a note perfect version of the Prelude to the Well Tempered Clavier.

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

Man kann ja über die deutsche Literatur sagen was man will aber Märchen haben schon sehr damit gekocht, dass der standard Abschlussatz "Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute." geworden ist. Großartige Anreihung von Worten. Ja, I guess wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute. Kann man nichts gegen sagen. Waren sie glücklich bis ans Ende ihrer Tage? Wer weiß! Aber solange sie nicht gestorben sind dann leben sie noch. Logischer Rückschluss oder so.

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

spike! regouge!

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

bless you