Ten x Rose, humor
âWhy was I arrested?! Iâve done nothing wrong!â the Doctor shouted as he pulled at the restraints holding him to the table.
The Torliok officer sighed and rolled his eyes. âSir, we have footage of you behaving inappropriately towards your companion in public.â
âWhat?! What do you mean?â
The officer continued. âIn fact, we have hours of security footage of you staring lewdly at your companionâs backside and chest region.â
The Doctor gaped. âYou have hâhours of what?!â
With a long suffering sigh, the officer pinched the bridge of his nose. âSir, it is illegal to behave in such a manner towards another being in this sectorââ
âI wasnât staringâwellâI mean, she was distractingâher skirt was just soâit wasnât like I meant to stareânot that I wasââ
âSir, you will be sentenced to a full day of confinementââ
âWhat?! What about my trial? I should be given a trial!â
ââto reflect on your behavior so that you can act according to the law in the future.â The officer pressed a button on the wall to call other officers in to escort the Doctor to his cell. âIn the meantime, your companion will be compensated for the duration of your incarceration at the local relaxation and recovery center. Any questions?â
âI have several! What kind of rubbish judiciary system do you run on this planet? I was most certainly not behaving in aâa lewd manner towards Rose!â The Doctor struggled against the officers trying to move him towards the doorway. âYou can even ask her!â
âWe did and she tried to cover for you, but her face reddened as she did so which we know to be a sign of falsehood in humans. It was clear that she knew about your behavior even when you thought she wasnât looking.â
âSheâsheâI wasnâtâshe knew? I was carefulânoâshe couldnât havenât seen me lookingââ
âIâll take that as a confession.â
âNow you wait a minute, I wasnât confessing to anything! Hey, let me goââ
The officer just shook his head and gestured for the others to take the Doctor away. Just his luck. Of course some tourist decided to act like a randy teenager in public and here heâd been hoping for a quiet morning. Just his luck.





