The classic rebel phase at age 29.

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

it’s optimus pride

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

I can behave normally around books

I can be trusted in bookstores and libraries and you should take me to those locations

do you remember years ago, on this site, when people would send each other asks just to send asks, when people would send each other compliments and rate each other's themes and would do follow forevers and reblog reblog reblog, and do little ask games and people actually participated in them and people would do regular fanfic recommendation lists, like every week, because they were avid readers of their fandom/ship's fics and there would be less ship wars (not always) but mostly people focused on the things they loved and had fun doing instead of being miserable, when people would do snippet fridays, sharing little looksies into whatever fic they were writing and people would compliment and reblog reblog reblog reblog, and people would comment on fics on the regular if they even so much as enjoyed it just a little bit, and oh, when people would reblog, reblog, reblog, the things they liked

i feel the need to clarify that i've always had a fondness for the last handful of episodes (from hay bale maze onwards), but i pretty much always skip christopher episodes with the exception of presenting lorelai gilmore, hence why i very rarely watch the front chunk of the season. what's fascinating to me is that there are often story choices where the overarching idea actually isn't that bad, it's just that the writing isn't as strong. ie. i'm a kayak, hear me roar is a fascinating parallel to help wanted with lorelai teaching emily how to use the computer to file the tax returns needed, but lorelai and emily just feel a smidge off. the idea is there, but the characters voices are just a little lacking

hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower