Dandy Hunter

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

armand, his eyes enormous: you MOCK armand? you make fun of his traumas on the stage? oh! oh! suicide for the band! suicide for the band for One Thousand Years!!!!

it's been said before but there really is something so funny about the critics/screeners all being like "armand fans are finally going to have to face the Real Armand this season >:) they're not going to like him anymore once they realize how much of a monster he actually is >:)" meanwhile my dash for the last several weeks has been nothing but my beloved fellow armand enjoyers going WHY DIDNT THEY LET ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING ARMAND CHOP NICKI'S HANDS OFF. WHY DIDNT WE GET THE SCENE OF ARMAND HAVING A VIOLENT MELTDOWN WHEN GABISTAT TRIED TO LEAVE HIM IN PARIS. BRING OUT THE MACHETE. YOU PROMISED US A MACHETE. WHERE IS THE FUCKING MACHETE ROLIN

louis smiling and confirming to regina that hes gay is so funny to me.... no no i didnt want SEX oh god, you mustve thought i was so creepy haha. Noooo omg i want you to act like my dead vampire daughter who was also a stand in for my humam sister who died believing me to be a monster. which i am.

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦