Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Is this Chewbacca’s ghost

Jesus Christ.

NGL I thought this was more promo footage of the new Flyers mascot for a second

The canonical name for the Thanos Snap is The Decimation which is really underwhelming and etymologically incorrect.

The Duocimation doesn’t really roll of the tongue.

The Halfenning

The Cosmic Coin Toss.

Duck duck dust

The Shittiest Lottery

The Thanos Can’t Mathening

The d% of Doom

What Happens When You Flunk Sociology

An Objectivist’s Idea of Solving Artificial Scarcity

“Don’t let your Purple Children Read Ayn Rand”

Another One Bites the Dust, Queen (1980)

If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t exist to serve him, you are allowed to go on living your life.

well, you could give him the suicide hotline and go.

Dropping this here because abuse isn’t limited to straight people.

goes for anyone of any gender

Not just toxic romantic and friendly relationships. Parents, siblings, anybody who pulls this act. Do not be held hostage by blood relationships, either.

my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas

Luckily for Mr Darcy this also turned out to be his kink.

Pokedexes have always been biological survey equipment, and this? Right here? Is largely how actual biology surveys work- you catch and release LARGE numbers of the species you’re studying, as large as you can afford, sometimes keeping them in the lab for observation first. Also if they were running on the average funding of a US university/public bio lab, this would explain… basically everything about the app.

This is the Pokemon content I signed up for

Oh my gosh. We’re not gangsters. We’re grad students.

We’re not gangsters. We’re grad students.

Bless

“Don’t go where I can’t follow” is one of the most anguish inducing and crushing otp lines out there and the fact that this line originated from Samwise Gamgee, a brave gardener with tender hands, just? Aches. There’s literally no heterosexual explanation for how Sam and Frodo treated each other

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.