Followed Every Rule

He’s a little groggy, but I might try and do some hella old drafts and stuff.

art by calculatingthestars (ourheartsbeatas1)

The links are porn (nsfw) images. This is  M/M only. 

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‘I was deliriously tired last weekend and thought it was you making all that noise so I wrote you a rude note stating that you can’t get away with being noisy just because you’re super hot’ AU

‘I hear you singing in the shower and we have awesome duets but you pretend nothing happened when I see you in the hall, what gives?’ AU

‘Ok when I pictured the custodian, I was thinking Old Dude With Coveralls, not…you!’ AU

‘EVERY TIME WE’RE IN THE ELEVATOR YOU’RE ON YOUR DAMN PHONE and it makes it really hard to hit on you’ AU

‘You keep dragging suspicious sacks up to and down from your apartment and I don’t know what your deal is or why I still wanna bone you’ AU

‘It’s my first home out of college and I’m not a prude but you seem to let a LOT of people sleep over and you seem to know that I kinda want to be one of them (or the only one..)’ AU

‘My iTunes picks up your iTunes and I’m not trying to be rude but are you ten years old?’ AU

‘So I heard you get into this huge fight with someone and I know we’ve only exchanged genial smiles but I just wanted to check that you’re ok’ AU

‘I’m pretty sure you don’t speak English but for some reason I’ve started telling you about my crappy days while we ride the elevator together and I don’t feel so alone anymore’ AU

‘Someone on Yik Yak in our building seems to have a crush on me, please let it be you?’ AU

‘I’ve had a crush on you for months but we’ve never talked yet here you are drunk off your ass trying to get me to come over and join your birthday party’ AU

‘I can’t believe I had the terrible luck to move in beside my favourite cam boy and I have to act cool’ AU (Related) ‘I keep hearing loud sex noises coming from your apartment yet nobody else ever seems to come out and I need to figure out what your deal is before it drives me nuts’ AU

‘My job requires that I stay in shape yet you torture me with the most amazing food smells WHY’ AU

‘I’m pretty sure your girlfriend next door to me is cheating on you and normally I’d say it’s none of my business but when I met you that time before realising you were taken I pretty much fell in love’ AU

‘My cat only keeps going to your apartment because you feed him, you know… It’s like you’re encouraging him on purpose..’ AU

‘I suspect you might be my favourite reclusive author but I’ve heard you’re notoriously shy and I don’t know how to be cool about this’ AU

'I was break-up drunk when I swiped right on you, I never actually thought we’d match?? omg this makes things so awkward’ AU

'My roommate called dibs on you when we were moving in and I’m devastated because I’m pretty sure you’re my soulmate’ AU Actual soulmate AU where your soulmark tingles in your soulmate’ presence but you can’t fucking tell who it is but you’re never alone together in the elevator and it’s really rude to ask

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Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus

you look so hot but i can’t go near you with all these people around so i’m just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious

we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk

we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and i’m trying not to make it obvious i’m seething with jealousy but it’s really difficult

we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as we’re about to go on a really long, awkward roadtrip

my friend set me up on a blind date and i can’t really refuse because they think i’ve been single for ages so they think they’re doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying “i love you” for the first time