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Din (152/160): Please don’t let him eat too many cookies he WILL throw up

Din (154/160): If you have free time could you teach him colors I’m worried he’s behind

Din (155/160): He’s like really good at lifting rocks btw he’s like REALLY good at it he’s so talented and smart

Din (156/160): Is he ok? Please tell him I miss him

Din (157/160): He’s gonna wanna sleep near you he has separation anxiety

Din (158/160): Does he get a laser sword like now? Or like… when he’s older

Din (159/160): Did you clean his robe

Din (160/160): Are you single

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

However, that’s not what is being discussed here, so far. This is about being exhaustively truthful and making sure you don’t accidentally buy into the assumptions the fascists are selling. Because 99% of the time, you do not, with any certainty, know someone’s documentation status.

Unless you are in a position that requires you to see people’s paperwork, you don’t know their documentation status. You have guesses and assumptions. And if you are in a non-ICE position that tends to give you that knowledge (social work, health care) there are often protections for you to not share that information with ICE.