pretzels is the same

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

I dont know what this means or what its referencing; but like, #mood

Reblog to make the future bulletproof and the aftermath secondary.

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

she femaled femininely across the room, her breasts breasting breastily. her jeans were tighter than my asshole

Is this an excerpt from onision’s book

@strange-aeons

It really is

me, for like 16 years of my life: marriage is honestly such an awful concept and i’d rather run around the town naked for ten days than get married me, now, sobbing uncontrollably: imagine,, having a wife

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy