Recently Discovered Herbo

Mario party ass minigame

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

Get out there and frolic

I'm locking myself out. Going playing in the woods in the rain.

Leave your keys behind. Don't worry about the trail. Vanish mysteriously.

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best