All Joking a Salad

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

Unrestrained summer fun

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?