להגן על החלשים

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

legendary tier: villain listening to “Africa” by Toto as they fuck shit up

this is the only good addition to this post

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

Jewish trans people are wonderful and I hope theyre all having a great day!

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

how the fuck do yall eat brown sugar that shit just sucked all the moisture out of my mouth this is the WORST FEELING

update: it was baking powder

how…. did you think…. baking powder…… was brown…….. sugar………………

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

This bitch short circuited is he okay