ooo poo poo

I've no idea what I'm going to do after uni 😅 I literally have no plan! Yet I'm giving it my all to graduate ?

Meanwhile can we get at 63K? I promise my productivity tips are on point 🥺

Super Mario Odyssey contains code for a capturable entity known only as “CornBoy”. While the entirety of the code concerning CornBoy’s movement exists, no associated graphics are present. The footage in this post uses a placeholder graphic created by dataminers of the game; please note that while the movement of the character is official material from the game itself, the blocky blue appearance is not.

CornBoy is an entity that was supposed to be an extremely powerful capture, being able to move immense distances in a single leap. It is likely that it was cut from the game specifically because it was too powerful and made many challenges trivial. It had the abilities to walk, “prepare a jump” (which would have made it compress itself), and “aim a jump” (by leaning), whereupon it would leap over great distances.

Top: CornBoy moving around, preparing and aiming a jump. Bottom: CornBoy performing a jump.

Nothing else is known about CornBoy, including the meaning of the name. While it can be assumed it was some type of boy made out of corn, what a creature that can perform large leaps would have to do with corn is unknown. Based on the name, it could have appeared in the food-based Luncheon Kingdom.

revisted all the FIN FIN tracks we listened to last night and this one is still blowing me away. how is a song about the REAL Computer Creature making me this emotional. why does this exist