OFFENSE

1) The Scout 

2) The Soldier 

3) The Pyro 

DEFENSE 

4) The Demoman 

5) The Heavy Weapons Guy 

6) The Engineer 

SUPPORT 

7) The Medic 

8) The Sniper 

9) The Spy 

ALL-AROUNDER

10) The Dog 

11) The Skin 

12) The Girl 

WEIRD 

13) The Civilian 

14) The Guy With a Food Truck

15) The Driller 

LOST…

16) The Brick 

17) The Nameless Shadow Dwarf

18) The Commander 

PROMO 

19) The Coach

20) The Alien

21) The Policeman

Y’all remember what I said about Solly calling Demoman a sunflower? This is why.

Well, one reason. This is the other reason:

(YOU’RE GONNA SEE MAN YIDDIES TW just in case 🙏)

A MAN CANNOT BE "EEPY."

HE CAN BE FATIGUED.

HE CAN BE SLUMBEROUS.

HE CAN BE BATTLEWORN FROM THE DAY'S ORDEALS.

BUT NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, MUST YOU EVER UTTER THAT WORD.

AND THE BED AND PILLOW WHICH YOU REST YOUR BODY ON?

MUST NEVER BE SO LARGE AS TO MAKE YOUR OWN FORM SEEM DIMINUTIVE IN COMPARISON. IT MUST BE ONLY LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR OWN BODY, LIKE A COFFIN.

AND YOU ARE ALLOWED BUT 1 PLUSH UPON IT.