Mask's Fantasy Land

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

It's over, I can detect your moves the moment you finish doing them

"Darling, don't bother me. Daddy Kermit is on a very important work call. Yes, Kitten, I know I said I was going to show you exactly what this Muppet Hole can do, but right now I am busy engaging in Capitalism. Later, however.... Heh. Let's just say my Hand will be the one controlling you, Pet ♡ Now go away I really need to go back to my zoom meeting like seriously"

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

god, your worst warrior needs money

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin