Dumb Polls Only

apple

melon

lime

spinach

lettuce

peppers

cucumber

kiwi

wasabi

matcha

it just tastes like green

lick the ceiling

lick the wall

sparkly broccoli

sparkly cheese

sparkly chicken

sparkly cantaloupe

sparkly spaghetti

sparkly Brazil nuts

sparkly shrimp

yes

no

I am unsure

you hear the sounds of a robin singing in the middle of a cold winter night

somehow you notice the same fishbowl with a red fish in it everywhere you go

you find an abandoned home where every wall is covered in ropes and strings

a single dainty white lace glove keeps appearing on your doorstep every morning

your phone gets a call at exactly 4 am on the 4th day of every month

50% of all calories consumed each day, no matter what, transfer to someone else

EVERY TIME you say the word "and" you are compelled to say it again

you are unable to touch soap, it always turns into cement

all insect buzzing sounds like smashmouth's all star to you

every lightbulb in your life turns blue

every perfume, deodorant, or body spray you use smells like cheddar

all salt turns your tongue green

brushing your teeth makes them all turn into molars for 10 hours

you become the world's strongest glitter magnet

10

37

42

70

55

90

80

102

42

69

scuba diving in a mothman costume

skydiving in a Loch Ness monster costume

12

as many as can fit in a Mazda mpv van

Jeff goldblum

arizona

mayonnaise

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

a walrus drank all my vanilla extract

flowers

grapes

assorted berries

crayons

markers

candy

something else

one

up to five

up to twelve

up to twenty

up to forty-seven

up to eighty

up to one hundred

all of them. all the dandelions are in my mouth.