Ilya begins to exhibit very strange new symptoms.
Shane looks at the time on the oven clock.
“I could run to the grocery store?” He asks.
It’s the most ridiculous offer Ilya has ever heard. Shane Hollander, celebrity hockey captain, grocery shopping for steak at eight in the morning. Ilya adores him.
Shane nods. “Yes. You need to eat. I’d even get a McMuffin for you if I thought you’d eat it.”
Ilya winks. “I am like a dog that tricks stupid owner into sprinkling cheese on kibble.”
He realizes this is the second dog comparison he’s thought up for himself. He’s not going to unpack that at all.
Shane rolls his eyes. “I’ll be a stupid owner if my stupid dog doesn’t die.”
“Are you going to buy collar while you are out?”
Shane gives him an exasperated look. “One that shocks.”
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