So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

This is a baby asking this to other babies

this picture is older than the universe

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

I thought this was going to be adorable but

i’m the dog

Stop putting this on my dash

Lmaooooo

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

true but does she have a top lip

dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!

I AM SCREAMING!!

will someone please explain this to me immediately

Jesus

Nooo not the red one

Power rangers wild force

the important questions

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened