its me ur pal

Don’t ignore it.

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

i hate when people start asking what sign i am. I am a sign from god. start running.

this body? Home to like 6 of the biblical plagues

Still is everyone I had staph thrush and a sinus infection at once

jigsaw trap

The spirit of the internet existed LONG before it had an electronic vessel to inhabit.

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You