If you’re a little weird that’s kinda sexy of you

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

There movies aren't good enough for all this

yes i AM built to be cuddled and kissed!!!!!!!! absolutely nobody was asking!!!!!!!!!!! but i am informing you all anyway!!!!!!!!!!

i like daydreaming and purposely being delusional. i don’t care it’s fun. what else is there to do?