Um...Herp Derp

i need $$$$$ not feelings

this year, don’t be afraid to be yourself. grow fangs!!! unfurl your wings!!!! vaporize unsuspecting mortal souls with your eldritch presence!!!!! stand on the rooftop and shriek at the heavens until god himself comes down to tell you to stop!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

'here have my fries’

'Im gonna draw you something’

“You’re a dork”

'Be safe’

'You can have the last slice’

'did you get home okay?’

this makes my insides warm

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

Still the funniest vine ever to me

The turn up is so calm

that finger switch shifted the atmosphere

@hercumpanion

Classic

im wearing $1.4k in clothing rn…what a time to be alive 😴

aye thats cool man, yo uh…turn ya location on

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

It’s actually an honor to get stung by a bee. It hates you so much, that it’s willing to die just to cause you a mild amount of pain.

I fully support the weirdo black girl aesthetic and weird black girls everywhere.

✌🏾

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

You

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE

Why do these look like Gumball faces

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis