a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

But he's right

Been absolutely mesmerized by it all day.

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

I FUCKING HATE THAT I GREW UP WITH THE GOOD INTERNET I HATE THAT I REMEMBER GOOGLE SEARCHING A TERM AND FINDING OUT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WELL DESIGNED WEBSITES MADE FOR EASY VIEW AND NOT TO BOMB YOU WITH ADS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WHEN APPS WERE TRYING TO BE THEIR BEST AND NOT TO SELL THE MOST I HATE HOW CAPITALISM AFFECTS EVERYTHING AROUND ME AND I HATE THAT I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN HOW IT AFFECTS THE INTERNET

The worst part is that both the younger AND older generations missed this before they were all online with us. Everyone who was there for it is still a powerlessly small demographic.

"Discourse" is far too dignified a term for the foolishness y'all get up to. We should go back to calling it wank.

The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.