Wit Beyond Measure Is Man's Greatest Treasure

this post socked me in the gut

would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

If u defend my name when im not around I truly appreciate u

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman

BITCH YESSS

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

this deserves an academy award nomination