It's Under The Sauce

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

I’m an evil transsexual wizard. If your frail form can’t even handle a cringe post or two, then why the FUCK did you come to my gay little tower???

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

*stumbling in covered in blood and clutching my sword* girls night! girls night! *hacking up blood* we’re having girls night!