I told you we should've taken the helicopter

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

It is kind of cool how over the years jay white obv had a sort of locking in of the mind where he went from "straight masc dude" to kind of "annoyingmaxxing" in terms of gender performance

Like genuienly. Like hes kind of reserved and like brooding ? Almost . Doing shit ur classic heel man would do in 2018. And then he grew that fucking goatee in 2019 and it took over like a green goblin mask and he started being like loud and annoying and emoting and being scared and pathetic . Like what happened there .

what do they put in goldfish crackers that make them so fucking good *doesnt want to sound like a corporate shill* evil poison no doubt

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."