I told you we should've taken the helicopter

how do we think speedball is feeling after seeing their ex-situationship win trios gold with a new tag team he inserted himself into (the same night speedball lost their championship match against kyle fletcher)? knowing how much brodido love each other, knowing how much him and kevin love(d) each other, and seeing the specter of hangman looming over them all like the grim reaper (“adam page is the angel of death”).

went outside to smoke and started hearing the most unhinged bird noises, something i did not recognize and that somehow my merlin app was NOT picking up (though i may have opened my tip app for work and been too high to notice since i have them right next to each other and make this mistake often). i was like, “wait, oh shit oh fuck, it’s the jersey devil, and he’s pissed. i gotta go.”