Wake Me Me

Getting in to fighting games is hard :\

I’m mat

Me

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

the raw power emanating from this post is overwhelming

of course it’s fucking anish kapoor

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

Every social network should have a button for “Stop trying to be clever with algorithms and just show me the posts of everyone I follow, in the order they were posted.”

There is absolutely no way to predict this video

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

people who think theyre oppressed for being witches vs people who think theyre oppressed for being vegans vs people who think theyre oppressed for being into ddlg

Vs people oppressed for wanting a simple human pet

“people who think they’re oppressed for being witches” listen, have u not… ever heard of the crusades

ever heard of the ah… salem witch trials my bud

none of the women accused of being witches during the salem witch trials were actually witches please read a history book im begging you

So we just gonna ignore human pet guy huh

dark google, show me racist dogs