Head in the clouds but my gravity centered

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

are you unemployed? has it been a while since youve thought about killing yourself? dont worry, indeed dot com can change one of those things

before the decade ends 😳😳😳 anyone wanna admit they’re in love with me 😳😳😳

Bungee jumping but instead of a bungee cord it’s anal beads and you have to clench to stop yourself

op can i ask u a question

I will not be taking any questions at this time

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

This is literally how I would have done it

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

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