The older this gets the funnier it is

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

Why is this so funny??

Craving that “holy fuck I’ve missed you” sex. Shove me up against a wall, throw me on the bed like I couldn’t get there fast enough. Tease me and make me beg and just take fucking control.

the end of the world, but just for chicago

A cleansing

wow that’s real

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

its really comforting to know that all the times i was at my lowest and loneliest in the past the whole time i had my self in the future and present who had survived those things looking back with love and tenderness and wishing desperately to offer comfort…i am my own guardian angel and i can use that knowledge when im struggling now and remember that somewhere there is a version of me that has survived this and is watching me with love and pride and joy in her heart

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