my closet full of skeletons

i can you could always just dig a ladder in the dirt as you go.... just gotta do it efficiently 

Awesome 👏🏽

I need to start doing this because I sit in a chair so much of the day. Need to start doing this in the morning and like, go for a walk or something.

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

the way 2 dogs spot each other in public is the same way 2 transfems spotting each other in public behave

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

girls who are in love with girls? *french kiss* that’s art

OP I think you forgot the difference between chef's kiss and French kiss

WAIT YES

Just because they were mistaken doesn’t mean they were wrong.

what’cha doing?

Permanently ruining my life every single minute of every single day

cool me too