be kind bitch

im literally so jealous like i feel actual anger over the fact that i was not there

Harryween | New York- 10/30

LOVE ON TOUR - Denver, 7/9

I want to thank you guys, because if you don’t come, it’s just me in an empty room. It’s quite…it’s quite different, and I’m more than well aware that I don’t get to do this if you guys don’t come, so thank you so much for getting a ticket, and for everything you’ve done for me over the last one, two, five, eleven years. Thank you so much. (04.09.21)

I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson

thinking about the verbal cruelty of snowmen in animal crossing when you don't roll the snowballs to the right proportions before assembling them