☆Nostalgic Summer ☆

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Look a this photograph

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you.

Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸