Clown

Idc what anyone says my truth will always be all the apprentices living together like the fucking proxies in the slenderman mansion circa 2014

if i had a nickel for every time two classmates-turned-besties decided to make a horror film on a budget of like $13 that revolutionized horror as a genre and gave a start to a multimillion dollar franchise i'd have two nickles. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

(voice of a guy watching saw (2004) for the 7th time) im so so soooo normal about the saw franchise dont even worry about it

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media