Still You Feed Us Lies From The Table Cloth.

Whenever I see these ‘observation towers’ they’re always jam packed with fish. Do fish just enjoy being able to see over the regular water level that much? Is this a good method of enrichment for fish?

If you could hang out in space, wouldn’t you???

I just remembered I said “thank you for your service” to the barista at Starbucks like she was a fucking WW2 vet

to all baristas: thank you for your service 

how is a b*tch supposed to have any motivation when its pitch black at 4pm 😩

it's true

Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

What role you had when you played house as a kid says more about you than any alignment chart