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art museum today !!!!! gonna see that big as fuck barrel again!!!!!!!!!!

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there is no temptation greater on earth than that of museum gift shops

i’ve been watching better call saul with my mom and she always calls it “here comes saul”

tonight she forgot the title and just called it “breaking saul” which i think still works

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

it's true!!

imagine being in a club in 1983 and DJ's like here's a new one and blue monday starts playing. i would've left the club injured.

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

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every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’